@theevilbread reviews...It's very weird to even begin writing this review, I've said it a hundred times before and I'll probably say it a hundred times more, 'The Blair Witch Project' is by far the scariest and most effective horror film I've ever seen in terms of causing anxiety and fright. I can confidently say that... Continue Reading →
A Look Back At: Book Of Shadows – Blair Witch 2
@Theevilbread looks back...With the unbelievable success of The Blair Witch Project, it wasn't long before the sequel train began running its engine. How do you even come up with a sequel idea for such a film though? Perhaps it will follow the search for the missing film students with another group of people or a... Continue Reading →
The Blair Witch Project – A Look Back
@Theevilbread takes a look back at The Blair Witch Project...We all come from towns or cities with local urban legends, stories passed down from generations to peers that harbour an on-going legacy which moulds itself with each passing tongue. I came from a partially rural area, a lot of wooded areas outside of the town... Continue Reading →
Book Review: FIND’M
@theevilbread reviews...FIND'M'is an anthology collection of short stories by Simon Graves focusing on a gay hook up app (we all know which one the influence has been taken from), think of it as a gay Creepshow, you could sell me on that premise alone. The collection runs in at 120 pages and includes twelve short... Continue Reading →
IN DEFENCE OF: Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
New Nightmare...After the 1980's, horror took a major hit with constant churned out sequels and rip-offs of cash churning franchises. The victims in these films were no longer the ones that the audience associated with out of familiarity, but rather the monsters themselves became the focal point and 'anti-heroes' of the genre. No longer were... Continue Reading →
How Wes Craven Helped Shape The Horror Genre
It’s Only A Movie…He’s been given the title of ‘Master of Horror’ by many throughout the years for his contribution to the genre, there is no denying that the man is a legend and has left a legacy that will still be thriving for decades to come. On a personal note, he is my favourite... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Dead Rising – Watchtower
Out pretty much everywhere now - @theevilbread checks out the next zombie game to film adaptation...I’ll be the first to admit, when it comes to film adaptations, video games don’t just have the bottom of the stick, that bottom of the stick is wrapped in flaming barbed wire, very, very rarely do they work. The only adaptations... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: The Human Centipede 3 – Final Sequence
@Theevilbread reviews...Congratulations if you’ve managed to get this far, we’ve reached the tail end of the road (as of this review), the 'Final Sequence' is amongst us. How is the final instalment of the series you ask? Well, I have to report that the shock value ended with ‘The Full Sequence’.It’s taken quite a few... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence
@Theevilbread continues his path through The Human Centipede franchise with The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence... Okay, so you’ve managed to get through the head of our three part review, now, like the creation itself, we’ve reached the middle and most uncomfortable position to be in. Following the release of The Human Centipede: First Sequence,... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: The Human Centipede
With the third Human Centipede film nearly upon us @theevilbread takes a look back...There are a lot of body horror films out there, it’s a great little sub-genre within horror that sets out to, for lack of a better term, get under your skin. Many of the genre’s greats belong to this; The Fly (1986),... Continue Reading →
REVIEW: CLOWN
 @theevilbread faces the fear of many a child (and adult) in Clown... It’s funny, recently, like zombies; clowns seem to have taken centre stage when it comes to horror. I reviewed one of the classic titles from the 80’s (<em>Killer Klowns From Outer Space</em>) featuring the red nosed terrors, so I’ll spare the background check... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: The Voices
@theevilbread obeys his dogs instructions and reviews The Voices... Any of you who have owned pets in your life might find yourself talking to them at many points during the day as if they understand you, we all do it, a lot of us sometimes even vent to our pets because although they don’t understand you,... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Tusk
@theevilbread thinks you should gamble on Tusk...You know, I think I’m beginning to see a pattern with films that I enjoy (spoiler alert for the outcome of this review right there), I seem to be drawn to any kind of horror films with a specifically weird, abstract or just downright insane concept and Kevin Smith’s... Continue Reading →
Film Review – Wolf Creek 2
Jozef Hamilton wonders if the sequel would be as good as the original...I think it’s safe to say in our modern age with social media, YouTube and just general daily internet news articles, is that Australia has to be both the most awesome country on the face of the planet as well being the most... Continue Reading →
Friday the 13th: Review – Jason Goes To (What The) Hell(?): The Final Friday
@theevilbread attempts to make sense of the mess that Jason Goes To Hell left...Friday The 13th is one of the most interesting series within the film genre, mostly because it’s the most disjointed and quite frankly confusing of them all, which is sort of ironic considering the formula for these films is so simplistic and... Continue Reading →
DVD Review – Carrie (2013)
Out on DVD and Blu-ray today, this is a whole new definition of a Carrie out, and a reminder of Jozef's review of the film...Been There. Done Better. They’re All Going To Laugh At You.Oh boy, we’ve been through it all now guys haven’t we? We've seen the classic Universal monsters of ye olde cinema... Continue Reading →
The Top 50 According to Jozef
The Top 50 Horror Films according to Jozef...A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) Halloween (1978) The Thing (1982) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) The Blair Witch Project (1999) Evil Dead II (1987) Dawn Of The Dead (1978) Alien (1979) Psycho (1960) Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994) The Exorcist (1973) Phantasm (1979) Suspiria (1977) The Shining... Continue Reading →
Haddonfield Halloween – Satan’s Little Helper – Review by Jozef
Let's just get this right off the bat. Damn this film is weird. Satan's Little Helper is directed by Jeff Lieberman, whose other directorial and writing credits include 'Squirm' and 'The NeverEnding Story III: Return To Fantasia', two films that I have never seen and probably will never see. The film was shot in 2003,... Continue Reading →
‘Monsters In The Closet’: An exploration of homosexual/queer themes in horror. – Jozef Hamilton
An exploration of homosexual/queer themes in horror... It’s no surprise to anyone that homosexuality is not a theme widely explored within Hollywood and in particular, the horror genre. Sure we have films such as ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ ‘Hellbent’ and ‘The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror’ which heavily identify themselves as catering to the gay... Continue Reading →
