| Channel | Time | Reason for watching | |
| Sat 19 | |||
| Hostel: Part II | 5* | 10pm | Torture, death, horribleness, the usual |
| Piranha 3DD | Sky 3D | 10pm | You’ve wasted your cash on a 3D TV, what else you gonna do? |
| Total Recall (2012) | Sci-Fi/Horr | 11.25pm | It’s got Colin Farrell in it |
| Cassadaga | Showcase | 2.30am | Serial killer turning people into marionettes. Fun times. |
| The Devil’s Advocate | Sci-Fi/Horr | 3.05am | Keanu Reeves acts a little bit |
| Sun 20 | |||
| The Masque of the Red Death | Horror | 4pm | Edgar Allan Poe. Plus Vincent Price – Nuff said. |
| Prometheus | Greats | 8pm | Watch it if you want to see Ridley Scott fucking over Alien. |
| The Omen (1976) | Greats | 10.05pm | Actually worthy of the channel name. (p.s. kids are evil) |
| The Omen (2006) | Film4 | 11.15pm | Not on Sky Greats for a reason. But has some fun deaths. |
| The Birds | Greats | Midnight | Shortly to be fucked over by Hollywood I would imagine |
| The Innkeepers | Sci-Fi/Horr | 1.10am | If you like slow burn haunted shit |
| Final Destination 5 | Sci-Fi/Horr | 2.55am | The exact opposite of the film above |
| Mon 21 | |||
| The Lost Boys | Greats | 6.15pm | Death. By. Stereo – love it |
| Se7en | Crime/Thrill | 9pm | Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in a box. Reason enough to watch |
| Sharknado | Movies 24 | 9pm | Erm, yeah. Sharks. Awful movie. AWFUL |
| Frankenweenie | Disney | 9.45pm | Tim Burton does Frankenstein, with dogs. |
| True Blood (TV) | Fox | 10pm | Season 6, episode 10 ‘At Last’. Vampires and stuff |
| Chainsaw Massacre | Sci-Fi/Horr | 10.20pm | Average remake of classic film. With Jessica Biel’s boobs. |
| The Shining | ITV4 | 11pm | Redrum, Redrum, Redrum etc |
| Lovely Molly | Showcase | 11.55pm | Temp ed cannot recommend as she got bored halfway through |
| The Descent | Sci-Fi/Horr | 12.10am | One of the temp ed’s top 5 horror films of all time. Love it. |
| World War Z | Sky 3D | 1am | Zombies and Brad Pitt fuck shit up. In 3D. |
| Tues 22 | |||
| Secret Window | Sony Movies | 7pm | Johnny Depp in a Stephen King adaptation. Still sucks. |
| Wolf | Sci-Fi/Horr | 8pm | Jack Nicholson is hairier than usual. |
| Alien Resurrection | Sony Movies | 9pm | Joss Whedon hates it. And he WROTE it. |
| Paranormal Activity 4 | Sci-Fi/Horr | 10.10pm | Things are still going bump. A lot. On video. |
| Event Horizon | Sci-Fi/Horr | 11.45pm | Lots of people die horribly in space. |
| Shutter | Film4 | 12.45am | Ghosts turn up in pictures, may well be fucking atrocious |
| Weds 23 | |||
| Resident Evil: Retribution | Sci-Fi/Horr | 8pm | This inexplicably had three stars in the magazine. Three!! |
| Sleepy Hollow (TV) | Universal | 9pm | Episode 3 of the new series. Reviewed on Cult Den |
| Dawn of the Dead (04) | Sci-Fi/Horr | 12.05am | Brains. BRAINS. BRAAAIIINNNNS. |
| Reeker | Sci-Fi/Horr | 1.45am | Smelly ghost offs people. |
| Thurs 24 | |||
| Jaws | Sci-Fi/Horr | 8pm | You should not need a reason to watch this. It’s brilliant. |
| Bates Motel (TV) | Universal | 9pm | Baby Norman Bates fancies his mum. With Lynch overtones. |
| Stir of Echoes | More>Movies | 9pm | Kevin bringing home the Bacon. Genuinely creepy |
| Silent Hill | Sci-Fi/Horr | 10.10pm | Video game turned into film. Because we know how well that always works |
| Alien Resurrection | Sony Movies | 10.55pm | In case you missed this shitfest earlier in the week |
| Fri 25 | |||
| The Prophecy | Sony Movies | 9pm | Christopher Walken versus Satan played by Aragorn. No shit. |
| The Omen (1976) | Sci-Fi/Horr | 9.30pm | Kids are still evil |
| The Walking Dead (TV) | Fox | 10pm | Series 4, Episode 2. Yup, still zombies. |
| The Hills Have Eyes (06) | Sony Movies | 10.55pm | Unpleasant mutants kill people horribly. |
| The Final Destination | Film4 | 11.10pm | Sadly incorrect title. They’re still making them. |
| Hannibal | ITV2 | 11.10pm | Anthony Hopkins fucks over Silence of the Lambs |
| Halloween H20 | BBC1 | 11.50pm | Awful. Just Awful. |
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