Zoe Butcher straps herself into a straitjacket, fastens her face-mask and prepares for the Hannibal season two finale 'Mizumono'...The game is up for Crawford as Hannibal invites him for dinner. Literally. Crawford's intention of turning up with an army of snipers/tanks however is thwarted by the FBI revoking his badge and sending out arrest warrants... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2, Episode 12 ‘Tome-Wan’
Zoe Butcher Tome-Wanders through the penultimate episode of Hannibal's second season...Crawford is getting increasingly frustrated with Will's lack of results in the Lecter investigation. Meanwhile at the Verger estate, Mason is plotting pig-centric revenge on the good doctor. I'm sure that's all going to go exactly as planned....We begin this episode with a Hannibal's thesis... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2, Episode 11 ‘Ko No Mono’
Zoe Butcher peeks out from behind the sofa to recap the second season of Hannibal's eleventh course 'Ko No Mono'...Alana becomes increasingly concerned that Hannibal has encouraged Will to kill Freddie Lounds. Meanwhile chez Verger, Hannibal's manipulations are taking effect. This should be fun. Well, maybe fun isn't the right word...The now traditional 'pre-credits fucked... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2, Episode 10 ‘Naka-Choko’
Zoe Butcher gingerly nibbles on Hannibal's tenth course 'Naka-Choko'...Will and Hannibal stage a crime scene for Crawford to freak out over, Mason Verger steps up his intimidation of sister Margot and Freddie Lounds is dicing with death as she pursues the Chesapeake Ripper...After last week's episode wherein Hannibal sent one of his pet psychos to... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal, Season 2 episode 9 ‘Shiizakana’
Zoe Butcher reviews Hannibal's ninth course, and is starting to feel a little full...Margot and Will continue their therapy sessions/incitements to murder with Dr Lecter. Will's however are briefly interrupted when the FBI encounter another of Hannibal's protégés who has a particularly beastly psychosis...Oh no, it's one of those episodes where they spend too much... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2, Episode 8 ‘Su-zakana’
Zoe Butcher sits down to enjoy Hannibal's eighth course 'Su-zakana'...Doctor Lecter picks up Will's therapy sessions where they left off and also gains a new (and somewhat familiar to Hannibal fans) patient along the way. Meanwhile on the outskirts of Baltimore someone is 'horsing around' with a dead body. Equine enthusiasts look away now...So with... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2, Episode 7 ‘Yakimono’
Zoe Butcher tucks into Hannibal's seventh course 'Yakimono' with relish (and chips)...Crawford is thrilled to have Miriam back from the dead, Will is thrilled to be out of the hospital and Hannibal, well he's just sitting back and enjoying the show. As are we all.Miriam Lass, the only surviving victim of the Chesapeake Ripper is... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2, Episode 6 ‘Futamono’
Zoe Butcher settles down for course number six in Hannibal's awesome second season...After his failed attempt to murder Dr Lecter last week, Will resorts to proving his guilt via the medium of Dr Abel Gideon. Hannibal, however, needs to recover from his near death experience - what better way to do that than with a... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2 Episode 5 ‘Mukozuke’
TV Editor Zoe Butcher recants her vegetarianism and tucks into Hannibal's fifth course 'Mukozuke'...Reeling from the death of his colleague at the hands of the Ripper, Will reaches out to his 'avid fan' to help him put an end to Hannibal once and for all.Poor Beverley. It seems that being mentioned in the books wasn't... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2 Episode 4 ‘Takiawase’
TV Editor Zoe Butcher is buzzing about episode four of Hannibal's second season...With his trial suspended Will can continue his Hannibal baiting and Katz can continue her investigation into the most dangerous serial killer in the US. It's all going to end in tears.Both of our main protagonists weren't exactly putting their finer qualities on... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2 Episode 3 ‘Hassun’
Zoe Butcher makes a meal out of the NBC show's third course 'Hassun'.As Will's trial gets underway his friends (and Dr Lecter) rally round to defend him. Meanwhile Will's lawyer gets something 'eerie' in the post.Another corker of an episode this week as the Will/Hannibal cat and mouse game continues with Will maintaining his pretence... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2 Episode 2 ‘Sakizuke’
Zoe Butcher devours episode two of Hannibal's second season with relish...The FBI seeks Will Graham's help with tracking down the colour palette killer, meanwhile Hannibal's psychiatrist gives him the heave-ho. How very rude...A cracking performance from Gillian Anderson as Dr Lecter's therapist, (the ridiculously named) Bedelia Du Maurier, underpins this second episode. It seems that... Continue Reading →
TV Review – Hannibal Season 2 Episode 1 ‘Kaiseki’
Zoe Butcher sinks her teeth into the Hannibal season two opener...Imprisoned and awaiting trial for multiple murder, Will Graham is busy trying to convince anyone who will listen that Hannibal Lecter is the real killer. Meanwhile, on the apparently lethal streets of Baltimore, yet another serial killer is on the prowl.If the opening scene of... Continue Reading →
The Walking Dead Season 4 – "Inmates" Review *contains spoilers*
After last week's focus on Carl, Michonne and Rick, "Inmates" gets the audience up to speed with the rest of the survivors. What writers Matthew Negrete and Channing Powell deliver is a collection of vignettes. It makes for an interestingly structured episode, which has a few ups and downs.There is a greater pace to the... Continue Reading →
The Walking Dead Season 4 – "After" Review *contains spoilers*
The Walking Dead has returned with an episode aptly titled "After." With the prison gone and the survivors scattered it looks like the second half of season 4 is going to focus more on survival and intense zombie action rather than planting vegetables. However "After" is somewhat of a surprise. Instead of delivering the expected... Continue Reading →
UK TV Horror Guide – 18 January 2014
Channel Time Reason for watching Sat 18 Gremlins Gold 9.00 Monsters on humorous kill spree Blue Steel H 9.00 Zoolander horror? Piranha II SM 9.00 Bitey fish bite people. Again. Se7en SG 10.40 Paltrow's head in a box. Yay. The Howling ITV4 11.10 Therapy with werewolves. Or not. Dark Shadows SC 11.35 Depp sucks (not... Continue Reading →
UK Horror TV Guide 11th January
Temp ed @thezoverlord picks in bold. Channel Time Reason for watching Sat 11 Inv Of Body Snatchers SFH 2.25 They can have mine. It's shit. Doomwatch H 3.30 Dirty water = violent mutants Disturbing Behaviour SM 9.00 Exhibited by One Direction fans Rosemary's Baby SS 10.00 Shagging Satan = bad idea The Entity SM 10.50 Um... Continue Reading →
UK TV Horror Guide – 14-20 December
Picks in bold Ch Time Reason for watching Sat 14 The Birds SFH 2.50 Hitchcock knows his (bird)shit Deep Rising SFH 4.55 Big worms eat ship Psychopath Night C4 9.00 Psycho-themed evening. Yay Die Hard E4 9.00 You asked for a miracle, I give you.. Don't Let Him In H 9.00 Oh you did already?... Continue Reading →
UK Horror TV Guide 07-13 December
Temp ed's picks in BOLD. And yes I know Bad Santa isn't a horror. Watch it anyway. Then read my review on Horror Honeys. Channel Time Reason for watching Sat 7 Robocroc SF 9pm Mechanised footwear kicks ass Remains H 9.00 People hide from zombies in casino Mama SFH 9.00 Semi-decent spookfest Severance SFH 10.45... Continue Reading →
Haddonfield X-Rated Xmas – Silent Night, Deadly Night
A young boy witnesses his parents murdered by a man dressed as Santa. After some unpleasantly abusive nuns get their hands on him in an orphanage he flips out when made to dress as Santa for a toy store and kills people in an unconvincingly gruesome fashion. Oh and EVERYBODY gets their tits out.***Oh my,... Continue Reading →
