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Channel
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Time
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Reason for watching
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Sat 26
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Cube
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Horror
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9pm
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Gruesome deaths, underrated film
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Bag of Bones
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C5
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9pm
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Stephen King meets James Bond
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Alien v Predator
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5*
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10pm
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Enjoyable but shit
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The Shining
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ITV4
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10.10pm
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In case you missed it the 3 times last week
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Dredd
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Sky 3D
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10.15pm
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At last, a reason to own a 3D TV!
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Stake Land
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Film4
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11pm
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Rogue vampire hunter – we love them
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The Exorcist
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Scifi/Horr
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11.20pm
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Because Satan commands you to
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F (Also called The Expelled)
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Film4
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12.55am
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Hoodies kill teachers – shit ending though
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The House on Haunted Hill
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Scifi/Horr
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2.10am
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You’re up at this time, don’t be picky
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Sun 27
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Doomwatch
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Horror
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4pm
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Deformed mutants kill people (as usual)
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Scream 4
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C5
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9pm
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Sidney nearly dies, a lot, again
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Stir of Echoes
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More>Mov
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9pm
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Kevin Bacon sees dead people
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I Know What You Did Last Summer
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Sony
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9pm
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But I really don’t care….
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Fright Night (2011)
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Scifi/Horr
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9pm
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Superior remake. Contains David Tennant
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Bram Stoker’s Dracula
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Scifi/Horr
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10.50pm
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Scariest bit is Keanu’s ‘Brit’ accent
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Sharknado
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Movies 24
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11pm
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Stop. Showing. This. Shit.
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The Wicker Man (2006)
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C5
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12.05am
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No! Not the BEEEES!!!
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The Fly (1986)
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Scifi/Horr
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1am
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Cronenberg creepfest
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The Fly 2 (1989)
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Scifi/Horr
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2.40am
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Why the fuck not?
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Mon 28
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse
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Scifi/Horr
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8pm
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Fucking zombie apocalypses. Yawn.
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Return of the Living Dead
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MGM HD
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9pm
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Zomcom. BRAINS! Then LAUGHS!
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I Know What You Did Last Summer
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Sony TV
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9pm
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In case you foolishly want to watch again
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Dawn of the Dead (2004)
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Scifi/Horr
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10pm
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Stylish remake. Chainsaws at the ready.
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Ginger Snaps
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Horror
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10.50pm
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Werewolves with ‘women’s problems’
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Final Destination
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C5
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10.55pm
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Yes, the decent one.
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House of Wax (2005)
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ITV2
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11pm
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Watch Paris Hilton die. Sadly only in the film.
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Flatliners
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Drama/Rom
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12.55am
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Inexplicably on Sky Romance?
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Cherry Falls
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Scifi/Horr
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1.25am
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Virgins are fucked.
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Tues 29
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Final Destination 5
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Scifi/Horr
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8pm
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Final-er Destination?
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The Amityville Horror (79)
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MGM HD
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9pm
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Evil spirits versus Lois Lane
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Jeepers Creepers
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5*
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9pm
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Great until you find out it’s a flying monster
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American Horror Story Coven
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Fox
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10pm
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New series – check out our review
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Chainsaw Massacre (03)
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Scifi/Horr
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10pm
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In case you missed Biel’s boobs last week.
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Jaws
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Sky Greats
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10pm
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Big plastic shark scares crap out of people
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The Entity
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More>Mov
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11.05pm
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Woman from Insidious molested by demon.
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Scream 2
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Scifi/Horr
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11.45pm
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Buffy dies at the beginning.
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Christine
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Sky Greats
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12.10am
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Stephen King has car trouble
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The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
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Sony Mov
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12.45am
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This is always on somewhere apparently
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The Last Exorcism
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Film4
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1.05am
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Technically The Next To Last Exorcism
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Scream 3
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Scifi/Horr
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1.50am
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Crap. Just crap.
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Weds 30
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Frankenweenie
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Sky 3D
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7.30pm
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Dr Frankenstein does it doggy style
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The Marsh
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More>Mov
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9pm
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Muddy ghosts haunt children’s writer
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Sleepy Hollow Ep 4
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Universal
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9pm
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Give it a chance, has potential
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Drag Me To Hell
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5*
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9pm
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Evil old lady curses people – fab
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Cabin Fever
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Horror
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9pm
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Flesh eating virus = worst holiday ever
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Silent Hill
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Scifi/Horr
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9.50pm
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Video game adaptation. Meh.
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End of Days
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Film4
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10.45pm
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Gabriel Byrne camps it up. Satan v Arnie
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Cabin Fever 2
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Scifi/Horr
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10.50pm
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Flesh eating virus goes to the prom
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Lovely Molly
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Scifi/Horr
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12 mid
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Turns out she’s not so lovely after all
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World War Z
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Sky 3D
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1am
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Brad Pitt v Zombies
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Pirahna 2: The Spawning
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More>Mov
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1am
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It’s 1am guys, what do you expect?
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The Innkeepers
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Scifi/Horr
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1.45am
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Haunted house = bad Trip Advisor reviews
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Invasion of Body Snatchers
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Sky Greats
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4.30am
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The 1956 original. Sky Greats for a reason.
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Thurs 31
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Simpsons TreeHouses
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Sky 1
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7-9pm
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II,IX,XXI,XXII -warning:includes Daniel Radcliffe
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Paranormal Activity 4
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Scifi/Horr
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8.30pm
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People still filming themselves asleep
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John Carpenter’s Vampires
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More>Mov
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9pm
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Oh dear.
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Bates Motel Ep 8
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Universal
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9pm
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Baby Norman get fucked up by his mum
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Dracula Ep 1
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Sky 1
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9pm
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Oh good. A ‘re-imagining’ of a classic.
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Halloween II
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5*
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9pm
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Oh it’s Halloween – I see what you did there 5*
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The Omen (2006)
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TCM
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9pm
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Unnecessary remake with inventive deaths
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The Lost Boys
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Sky 1
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10pm
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Showing Dracula how it’s done.
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The Exorcist
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Scifi/Horr
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10pm
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Your mother sucks cocks in hell. Or in ASDA
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Halloween III
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SyFy
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11pm
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Aka the one without Michael Myers in it
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Antichrist
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Film4
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11pm
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May feature Willem Dafoe’s arse.
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The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
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Sony Mov
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11.05pm
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Again.
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The Evil Dead (1981)
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More>Mov
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11.10pm
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Argh! Not the Molesting Tree!
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Urban Legend
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TCM
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11.10pm
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High school kids get offed by urban legends
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Zombie Girl: The Movie
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Sky Arts 1
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12 mid
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12 year old makes a zombie film
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The Omen (1976)
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Scifi/Horr
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12.05am
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The original and the best
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Cassadega
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Showcase
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2.05am
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Serial killer performance art
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Fri 01
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House That Dripped Blood
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Horror
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11am
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Veritable who’s who of classic actors
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Final Destination 5
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Sky 3D
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8.20pm
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Extra dimension = extra shite
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Aliens
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E4
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9pm
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Angry aliens kill marines – bad dialogue
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Paranormal Activity
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ITV2
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9pm
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The first one. Genuinely creepy
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Scream 4
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5*
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9pm
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This again.
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Pirahna (1978)
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MGM HD
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9pm
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Good for a laugh
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The Walking Dead Ep 3
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Fox
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10pm
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Check out our review next week.
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Dredd
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Showcase
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10.15pm
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Like The Raid, with more guns.
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Race With The Devil
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Film4
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10.45pm
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RV owners witness satanic sacrifice
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House of Wax (2005)
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ITV2
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10.50pm
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In case you missed Paris Hilton die earlier
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Wolf
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Scifi/Horr
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11.10pm
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Werewolf Jack Nicholson goes nuts
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Gothika
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TCM
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11.40pm
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Shit Halle Berry film(hardly narrows it down)
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Halloween Resurrection
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BBC1
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11.50pm
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Stop it. Just stop making these. Now.
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Kill List
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Film4
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12.30pm
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Brit hit men meet the wicker man
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The Fly (1986)
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Scifi/Horr
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1.20pm
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Jeff Goldblum has an unfortunate problem
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Fright Night (1985)
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Sky Greats
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2.20am
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The original cheesefest vampire flick.
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[Rec]2
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Film4
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2.20am
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SWAT team die nastily on film.
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Captivity
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ITV
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3am
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Model is kidnapped and tortured
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The Fly (1958)
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Scifi/Horr
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4.35am
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Original version of Cronenberg film
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