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Channel
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Time
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Reason for watching
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Sat 02
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Final Destination 5
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Sky 3D
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Noon
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None whatsoever
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Total Recall (2012)
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Sci-Fi/Horr
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9pm
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Colin Farrell
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Maniac Cop
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Horror
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9pm
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Bruce Campbell. Nuff said.
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Invasion of Body Snatchers
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MGM HD
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9pm
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1978 – Donald Sutherland v aliens
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Halloween III
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SyFy
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9pm
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The one without Myers
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Underworld Awakening
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Sky 3D
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10.30pm
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T&A in 3D
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Return of the Living Dead 3
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Horror
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10.40pm
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Can’t get rid of the fuckers
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The Raven
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Sky Crime
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10.50pm
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Edgar Allan Poe solves crimes
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A Field in England
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Film4
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11pm
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Trippy Brit flick
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Amityville Haunting
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SyFy
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11pm
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The 2011 one
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From Dusk Till Dawn
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C4
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11.15pm
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Vampires fuck about with Tarantino
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Blood on Satan’s Claw
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Film4
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12.50am
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Possessed kids fuck shit up
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Octane
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BBC2
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1.25am
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Cult kidnaps rebel teen. Sigh.
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American Psycho
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Select
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2am
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Bale + Phil Collins = Carnage
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Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
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SyFy
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4am
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It’s 4am, people
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Sun 03 |
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House That Dripped Blood
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Horror
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2pm
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Classic Horror Actors
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Frankenstein Created Woman
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Horror
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4pm
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Dr F does it again
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The Skeleton Key
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Sony TV
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9pm
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Kate Hudson screams a bit
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Se7en
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Sky Greats
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10.30pm
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Paltrow’s head in a box
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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hter
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Showcase
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10.40pm
|
Really? Why?
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Rosemary’s Baby
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Film4
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10.50pm
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Kids. Are. Evil. Especially this one
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Tremors
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ITV4
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Midnt
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Bacon v Giant Worms = Classic
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Creep
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C5
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12.10am
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Perverted Sicko on Tube – as usual
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Final Destination 2
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Sci-Fi/Hor
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1am
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Fun car crash
|
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The Rage: Carrie 2
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MGM HD
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1am
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Telepath with anger issues
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Night of the Demon
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Film4
|
1.30am
|
Classic from 1957
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Cherry Falls
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Sci-Fi/Hor
|
2.35am
|
Virgins are still fucked
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Once Bitten
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MGM HD
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2.50am
|
Oh God. Jim Carrey’s in it.
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Beneath The Darkness
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Showcase
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3.45am
|
I’m guessing: more darkness
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Mon 04 |
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The Innkeepers
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Sci-Fi/Horr
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7.15pm
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Haunted B&B
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Jaws
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Sci-Fi/H
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9pm
|
Gonna need a bigger TV
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True Blood ep 6
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Fox
|
10pm
|
Vampires ‘n shit
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Stake Land
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Film4
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10.45pm
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Rogue vampire hunter
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The Dead Zone
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Horror
|
10.40pm
|
Stephen King + Walken
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World War Z
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Sky 3D
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10.45pm
|
This again
|
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Carrie (2002)
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MGM HD
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11.05pm
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TV movie with Angela Bettis
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The Descent
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Sci-Fi/H
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11.10pm
|
Caving: Less fun than you’d think
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Ghosts of Mars
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Sci-Fi/Hor
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12.55am
|
Why, John Carpenter, why?
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Tues 05 |
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Nightmare Before Xmas
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Sky Fam
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8pm
|
Creepy animation
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Drag Me To Hell
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5*
|
9pm
|
Evil old lady curses a lot
|
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Attack the Block
|
Film4
|
9pm
|
Council estate attacked by aliens
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Prometheus
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Showcase
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10pm
|
Ridley fucks over Alien
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See No Evil
|
Horror
|
10.45pm
|
Reclusive psycho kills delinquents
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The Exorcist
|
Select
|
11.50pm
|
Kids are evil, and gross
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Boogeyman
|
ITV4
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11.55pm
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One star, this gets one star
|
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Final Destination 5
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Showcase
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12.10am
|
Eventually they’ll get there
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Resident Evil Apocalypse
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Sci-Fi/Hor
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12.40pm
|
Yet another zombie apocalypse
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Weds 06 |
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Earth vs The Spider
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Sony Mov
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9pm
|
Man turns into spider. As you do.
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Sleepy Hollow (Ep 5)
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Universal
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9pm
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Plague ridden child spreads germs
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Demons of the Mind
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Horror
|
9pm
|
Sex,incest & satanic possession -yay
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Paranormal Activity
|
ITV2
|
10.50pm
|
Demon on You’ve Been Framed
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Bram Stoker’s Dracula
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Sci-Fi/Horr
|
12.45am
|
Commissioner Gordon Sucks
|
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Shark Night
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Sci-Fi/Horr
|
2.55am
|
Bitey fish eat people again
|
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Thurs 07 |
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Deep Rising
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Sci-Fi/Horr
|
7.10pm
|
Enjoyable schlock horror
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Bates Motel (Ep 9)
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Universal
|
9pm
|
Norman loves his mum
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Dracula (Ep 2)
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Sky Living
|
9pm
|
Re-Imagining my arse
|
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The Hills Have Eyes (06)
|
More>
|
10.55pm
|
Was worried for a minute there
|
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The Human Centipede
|
SyFy
|
11pm
|
NOT a nature documentary!!
|
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The Devil Inside
|
Showcase
|
11.50pm
|
Unauthorised exorcisms = bad idea
|
|
Dark Water (2005)
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Sci-Fi/Hor
|
12.30am
|
Rising damp – it’s a killer
|
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Beyond Re-Animator
|
Horror
|
12.45am
|
Re-Re-Animating
|
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Sweeney Todd (2007)
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Film4
|
1.10am
|
Never trust a singing hairdresser
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Fri 08 |
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Man Who Haunted Himself
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Horror
|
4pm
|
Roger Moore x 2
|
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Total Recall (2012)
|
Showcase
|
8pm
|
Inferior remake (le sigh)
|
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Tremors
|
ITV4
|
9pm
|
Bacon again, Giant worms again
|
|
Resident Evil: Retribution
|
Sci-Fi/Hor
|
9pm
|
Zombies blah, apocalypse blah
|
|
Resident Evil: Extinction
|
Watch
|
10.30pm
|
Sadly not extinct
|
|
Dawn of the Dead (04)
|
Sci-Fi/Hor
|
10.40pm
|
Decent remake.
|
|
Shark Night
|
Sky 3D
|
10.45pm
|
Still shit in extra dimension
|
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And Soon The Darkness
|
Horror
|
10.55pm
|
Nightmare in France (70s version)
|
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The Amityville Horror
|
MGM HD
|
11pm
|
Lois Lane menaced by house
|
|
Paranormal Activity 4
|
Showcase
|
Midnt
|
Hilarious ghost bloopers on tape
|
|
Return of the Living Dead 3
|
Horror
|
12.50am
|
Army reanimates dead – doh!
|
|
The Innkeepers
|
Showcase
|
3.25am
|
Yep, still haunted
|
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The Haunted Palace
|
MGM HD
|
4.30am
|
Lovecraft + Vincent Pryce = win
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Temp ed’s picks of the week are in bold.
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