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Channel
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Time
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Reason for watching
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Sat 09
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Abe Lincoln, Vamp Hunter
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Scifi/Hor
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7.10
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Suck on that, Obama
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Wind Chill
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Sony TV
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9pm
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Ghosts annoy Emily Blunt
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Predators
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C4
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9pm
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Multiple ugly motherfuckers
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Shark Night
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Sky 3D
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9.15
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Still shit in extra dimension
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Resident Evil: Extinction
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Watch
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9.30
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Do opposite of channel name
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The Descent
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5*
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10pm
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5* shows decent film shocker
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World War Z
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Sky 3D
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10.45
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ICYMI the 700 times last week
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The Skeleton Key
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Sony Mo
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10.55
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Kate Hudson screams again
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The Exorcist
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Select
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11pm
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The vomit-tastic original
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Dog Soldiers
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C4
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11.05
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Werewolves eat soldiers
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Texas Chainsaw (03)
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Scifi/Hor
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11.10
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Always on somewhere
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Hard Ride To Hell
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SyFy
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12 mdt
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Inadverted sacrifice witnessing
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Love Bite
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Scifi/Hor
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2.25
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Virgins are for it again
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Video Nasties Doc.
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Horror
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2.55
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Interesting documentary
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Sun 10
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The Devil Rides Out
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Horror
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3.30
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Christopher Lee + Satan = win
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Alien Resurrection
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More>
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9pm
|
Whedon hates it & HE wrote it
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Jaws 2
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ITV4
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9pm
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This time it’s bitier
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Jaws Â
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Scifi/Hor
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10.20
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Big bitey fish eats people
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The House By The Cemetery
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Horror
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10.55
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Location, Location, Location
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The Human Centipede
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SyFy
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12 mdt
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Not a nature documentary
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Boogeyman
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ITV4
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12.25
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NO REDEEMING FEATURES
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Fright Night (2011)
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Scifi/Hor
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12.30
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Underrated remake
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Piranha 3DD
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Sky 3D
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1am
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Allegedly a comedy.
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Final Destination 5
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Scifi/Hor
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2.20
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AGAIN
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Underworld Awakening
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Action
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3.45
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Go back to sleep
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Mon 11
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Paranormal Activity 4
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Scifi/Hor
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9pm
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Ghosts ‘n shit
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Total Recall (2012)
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Showcase
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10pm
|
A mars a day keeps insanity away
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True Blood (7/10)
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Fox
|
10pm
|
Vampires fuck about
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Piranha 3DD
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Sky 3D
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10pm
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DD – hah,we see what you did there
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Lovely Molly
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Scifi/Hor
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10.35
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Turns out to be a bit of a cow
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Squeal
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Horror
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11pm
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Pig-human hybrid bad guys….
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The Marsh
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More>
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11pm
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Ghost kids fuck with writer
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I, Madman
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MGM
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11.05
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Insane doc cuts off noses. Really.
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American Psycho
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Select
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12.05
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Yuppie chainsaws hookers to music
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Gone
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Showcase
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12.10
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Amanda Seyfried annoys killer
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Sleepless
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Horror
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12.30
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Argento film about serial killer
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The Raven
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Crim/Thri
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12.50
|
Edgar Allan Poe solves shit
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Megashark v Crocosaurus
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SyFy
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4.10
|
Oh for fuck’s sake, SyFy
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Tues 12
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I Know.. Did Last Summer
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More>
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9pm
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Still don’t give a shit
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Breadcrumbs
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Horror
|
9pm
|
Kids attack porn directors.Uhhh,ok
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Amer Horr Stor: Coven
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Fox
|
10pm
|
Check out our reviews
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The Lost Boys
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Scifi/Hor
|
11pm
|
Take that, lame-ass Dracula reboot
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Jaws 2
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ITV4
|
12mdnt
|
That bitey fucker again
|
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The Innkeepers
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Scifi/Hor
|
12.40
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Ghosts fuck up B&B
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The Devil’s Advocate
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Crim/Thri
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1.20
|
Lawyers are evil. No shit.
|
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The Return of the Living Dead, Making of
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MGM
|
2.35
|
Documentary
|
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Sharktopus
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SyFy
|
4.10
|
Fuck me.
|
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Weds 13
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|||
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Hellboy
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Scifi/Hor
|
9pm
|
Grumpy demon saves world
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Alien Resurrection
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More>
|
9pm
|
Get away from the TV, you bitch
|
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Sleepy Hollow (TV)
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Universal
|
9pm
|
Head-chopping silly fuckery
|
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Cape Fear (91)
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ITV4
|
10pm
|
DeNiro in a dress
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Day of the Dead (08)
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Horr
|
10.40
|
Remake. Nuff said.
|
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The Vampire Lovers
|
MGM
|
10.40
|
NOT TWILIGHT. THANK FUCK
|
|
Silent Hill
|
Scifi/Hor
|
11.15
|
Yawn.
|
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Mindhunters
|
TCM
|
11.30
|
Utterly trashy shite but fun
|
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Frontiers
|
Horr
|
12.25
|
Thieves hide in neo-nazi inn.Oops
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The Omen (76)
|
Scifi/Hor
|
1.25
|
Fucking evil little shit. Fab
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Hard Ride to Hell
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SyFy
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2pm
|
Still witnessing sacrifices
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Cherry Falls
|
Scifi/Hor
|
3.20
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Virgins are screwed – the hilarity
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Thurs 14
|
|||
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The Raven
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Crim/Thri
|
7pm
|
Again
|
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Am’can Werewolf in Paris
|
Horr
|
9pm
|
Inferior sequel.
|
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Dracula 3/10
|
Sky Liv
|
9pm
|
Reboot, reimagining, who cares?
|
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Bates Motel – Finale
|
Universal
|
9pm
|
Norman Bates kindergarten asshole
|
|
Anaconda 3
|
Sony M
|
9pm
|
There’s 3 of these fuckers?
|
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Anaconda: Trail of Blood
|
Sony M
|
10.55
|
Fuck me, another one
|
|
Underworld Evolution
|
Film4
|
11.10
|
Sigh. Werewolves n shit
|
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Resident Evil: Retribution
|
Scifi/Hor
|
12.25
|
Argh. Please just go away.
|
|
Switchblade Romance
|
Horr
|
12.55
|
Aja at his best.
|
|
Shark Night (2011)
|
Showcase
|
2.30
|
Sharks attack bad actors
|
|
The Fly (1958)
|
Scifi/Hor
|
4.25
|
The original buzzy bad guy
|
|
Fri 15
|
|||
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Fright Night (2011)
|
Sky 3D
|
8.30
|
Underrated remake
|
|
The Walking Dead
|
Fox
|
10pm
|
Episode 5 – see our reviews
|
|
Virus
|
SyFy
|
10pm
|
Alien views humans as virus.So do I
|
|
Dredd
|
Sky 3D
|
10.15
|
Judge Judy on crack
|
|
Abe Lincoln Vamp Hunter
|
Scifi/Hor
|
10.50
|
This again
|
|
The Rage: Carrie 2
|
MGM
|
11.05
|
She’s still pissed off
|
|
Deep Blue Sea
|
ITV2
|
11.55
|
Massive sharks kill people
|
|
Final Destination 2
|
Scifi/Hor
|
12.40
|
Death is too good for these people
|
|
Vacancy 2: The First Cut
|
More>
|
1.10
|
Oh dear, really? Another one?
|
|
The Devil Inside
|
Scifi/Hor
|
2.15
|
Unauthorised exorcisms = bad idea
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Temp ed @thezoverlord picks of the week in bold.
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