Temp ed @thezoverlord picks in bold.
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Channel
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Time
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Reason for watching
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Sat 11
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Inv Of Body Snatchers
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SFH
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2.25
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They can have mine. It’s shit.
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Doomwatch
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H
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3.30
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Dirty water = violent mutants
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Disturbing Behaviour
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SM
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9.00
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Exhibited by One Direction fans
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Rosemary’s Baby
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SS
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10.00
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Shagging Satan = bad idea
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The Entity
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SM
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10.50
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Um demon rape? OK.
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Jeepers Creepers
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H
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10.50
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Scary for 30 minutes
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Evil Dead 2
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F4
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11.25
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Groovy!
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The Exorcist
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SS
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12.30
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Head spinning demonic doings
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Sun 12
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Doomwatch
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H
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10am
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Get a water filter, people.
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Star Trek Into D’kness
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SFH
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8pm
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KHAAAAAAAAAN! Also, phwoar
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Lake Placid 3
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SyFy
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9.00
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They made 3 of these? Why?
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Frankenweenie
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SFA
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9.35
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Not about reanimated penis
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Let Me In
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2
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10.00
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No, you’re a fucking vampire
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Dredd
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SFH
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10.15
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Urban shoots people in the face
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Dear God No
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CBS
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10.55
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Well, quite
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Disturbing Behaviour
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M>
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11.15
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Seems ok to me.
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Piranha 3DD
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S3D
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11.30
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Sigh.
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End of Days
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C4
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11.35
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Satan v Arnie. No contest.
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The 6th Day
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SFH
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11.55
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More than one Arnie = horror film
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The Grey
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SAA
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12.45
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Neeson bitchslaps wolves
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Beneath The Darkness
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SCT
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1.00
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Rainbows and gummy bears?
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Lust for a Vampire
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H
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2.25
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NOT Twilight.
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Mon 13
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Prometheus
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SSH
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5.05
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Intelligent people do stupid things. In space
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The Invasion
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5*
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9.00
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Alien posession is the only explanation for this shitfest
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Botched
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H
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9.00
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Worst robbery plan ever.
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Mama
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SSH
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9.00
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Overprotective ghost bint
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Piranha 3DD
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S3D
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10.00
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SIGH
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300
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ITV
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10.35
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Still less violent than Croydon
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The Deadly Spawn
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H
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10.50
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Not my son.
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The Human Centipede
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SF
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12.00
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David Attenborough’s finest work
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Dream House
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H
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12.35
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Probably not
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Mom
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MGM
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1.15
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Gran rents room to werewolf.Dumbass
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Rage of the Yeti
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SF
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2.00
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Oh SyFy, really?
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Blacula
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MGM
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2.55
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Um. No comment.
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Tue 14
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Jaws
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SG
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8pm
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Perfection in shark form
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One Direction: This is Us
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S3D
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11pm
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Sounds horrific to me….
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Disturbia
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1
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11.35
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Shia LaBeouf is a twat….
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Lord of Illusions
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MGM
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12.35
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PI vs Cult
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Paranormal Activity 4
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SSH
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12.55
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Yawn. Video self yawning. Et voila! Paranormal Activity 5!
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Chupacabra
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SF
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1.50
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Um, sounds AWFUL
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The Marsh
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SM
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2.00
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Haunted children’s writer on hols
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Botched
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H
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2.25
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Still a stupid idea
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Wed 15
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Frankenweenie
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SSH
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6.30
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Dead dog reanimated.
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The Sixth Sense
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SG
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8.00
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I see dead careers
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The Flesh & Blood Show
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H
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9.00
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Maniac kills actors. Hoorah!
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Lakeview Terrace
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5USA
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11.00
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Don’t fuck with Samuel L Jackson
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Wolf
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SG
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11.50
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Hairy Jack Nicholson
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Inv Of Body Snatchers
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SFH
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2.45
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Original 1956 bodysnatching
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The Fly (68)
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SFH
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4.10
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Giant swat needed
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Thu 16
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The Ninth Gate
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5*
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9.00
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Semi-decent film,surprisingly
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Dracula (Finale)
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SL
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9.00
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Anyone out there care?
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Dawn of the Dead (04)
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SFH
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10.00
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Yup, this again.Good though
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Resident Evil: Retribution
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SSH
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10.20
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Fuck me.
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Underworld Awakening
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S3D
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11.00
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Every time one of these films is shown, a puppy dies….
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Puppet Master:Axis of Evil
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H
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12.40
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What the actual fuck?
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Fri 17
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The Reef
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F4
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9.00
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Not bad effort.
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The Omen (06)
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TCM
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9.00
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Remake with decent beheading
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Underworld Awakening
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S3D
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9.30
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There goes another puppy
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Dredd
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SFH
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10.15
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Violent but fun. Like Friday nights
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Strippers vs Werewolves
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M24
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11.00
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As you were.
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Saw II
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C4
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11.35
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Bit rubbish. First one is good.
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Lake Placid 3
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SF
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12.00
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Still?
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Jeepers Creepers
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H
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12.40
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Scary for first bit, silly thereafter
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Dragon Wasps
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SF
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2.00
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It’s on SyFy. At 2am. Enough said.
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Omen II
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SG
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2.05
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Teenage antichrist angst
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Channel Codes
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SyFy
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SF
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Sky SciFi/Horror
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SFH
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Sky Living
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SL
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Sky Christmas
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SC
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Sky Action/Adventure
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SAA
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Sky Showcase
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SSH
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Sky Greats
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SG
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Sky Select
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SSE
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Sky Crime/Thriller
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SCT
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Sky 3D
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S3D
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Sky Family
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SFA
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Fox
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F
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Horror
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H
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Film4
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F4
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Sony TV
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ST
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Sony Movies
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SM
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Universal
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U
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More > Movies
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MM
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MGM HD
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MG
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BBC1
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1
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BBC2
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2
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ITV
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ITV
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Channel 4
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4
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Channel 5
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5
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Channel 5*
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5*
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5 USA
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5USA
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