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Channel
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Time
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Reason for watching
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Sat 16
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Hell’s Rain
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Horr
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3.50pm
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Flaming balls apparently
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The Company of Wolves
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Horr
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9.00
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Not the football team
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Prometheus
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Scifi/Hor
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9.00
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Alien goo is a bad thing
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Dredd
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Showcase
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10.45
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The Raid, with more guns
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All The Boys Love Mandy L
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Horr
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10.55
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The critics don’t
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Alien Resurrection
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More>
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10.55
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Still better than Prometheus
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Frozen
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Film4
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10.55
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Skiing with wolves
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Final Destination 5
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Showcase
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12.25
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Fuck off already
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Anaconda 3: The Offspring
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Sony M
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1.10
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Also better than Prometheus
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse
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Scifi/Hor
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1.20
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Actual apocalypse would be better
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Hatchet 2
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Scifi/Hor
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2.55
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This time it’s a cleaver
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Queen of the Damned
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TCM
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3.20
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Possibly set in Croydon
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Sun 17
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The Monster Club
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Horr
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3.40pm
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Vincent Price + Donald Pleasance
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Jaws 3
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ITV4
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9.00
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Not quite as awful as 4
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Anacondas: Trail of Blood
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More>
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9.00
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Trail of Ass more like
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Underworld: Awakening
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Sky 3D
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11.00
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Still shitting these out
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Wolf
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Scifi/Hor
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11.05
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Bitey Jack Nicholson
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Lovely Molly
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Showcase
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12.05
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Not lovely. More evil.
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Dawn of the Dead (04)
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Scifi/Hor
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1.15
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Yup, zombie apocalypse
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The Company of Wolves
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Horr
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2.30
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Still not the football team
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Beneath The Darkness
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Scifi/Hor
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2.55
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Best bet; more darkness and shit
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Revenge of the Zombies
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MGM
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5.35
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No fucking clue
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Mon 18
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Secret Window
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Sony M
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7pm
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Depp does King (‘king awful)
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Crawl
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Horr
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9.00
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Aussie thriller apparently
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The Relic
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SyFy
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9.00
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Big lizard eats academics’ heads
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Underworld Awakening
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Sky 3D
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9.00
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What did we do to you Sky3D?
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True Blood (8/10)
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Fox
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10.00
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Vampires and sex and shit
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Troll 2
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MGM
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10.35
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Um. Why?
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Piranha DD
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Scifi/Hor
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10.50
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Because the 1st was soo great
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The Devil’s Advocate
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Crime/Thril
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11.00
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Lawyers in lack of souls shocker
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The Fly (86)
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Scifi/Hor
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12.20
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Gruesome remake. Yuk.
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Dread
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Horr
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12.30
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College experiments go badly
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The Fly 2
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Horr
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2.00
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There was a buzz about this sequel
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Shark Night
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Showcase
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3.30
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Fucking awful fish-fest
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Shaktopus
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SyFy
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4am
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Oh SyFy,we see what you did there
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Tues 19
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Jaws
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Scifi/Hor
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9pm
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You need a reason?
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The Nightmare Before Xmas
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Family
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9.45
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Halloween + Xmas = carnage
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Se7en
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Select
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10.00
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Sad Brad goes mad
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American Horr Story: Coven
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Fox
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10.00
|
Witches ‘n shit
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Empire of the Ants
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MGM
|
10.50
|
Joan Collins is in it. No shit.
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My Bloody Valentine (09)
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Horr
|
10.55
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Pppp..pick up a pick-axe
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The Relic
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SyFy
|
11.00
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Giant head eating lizard again
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Event Horizon
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Scifi/Hor
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11.05
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Enjoyable schlocky horror
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American Psycho
|
Select
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12.10
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Batman is Bateman
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Dark Water (05)
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Scifi/Hor
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12.45
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Rising evil damp
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Day of the Dead (08)
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Horr
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12.55
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Remake. More zombies
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Crawl
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Horr
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2.35
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Still Australian. Still thrilling.
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Weds 20
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Sleepy Hollow (7/13)
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Universal
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9pm
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Headless horseman is back
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Dark Shadows
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Comedy
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9.25
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Depp sucks (blood)
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The Dark Half
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MGM
|
10.30
|
Not even on IMDB this one…
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Bad Meat
|
Horr
|
10.55
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Flesh eating prison guards…
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Psychosis
|
Horr
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12.50
|
Sounds utterly awful
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The Devil Inside
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Scifi/Hor
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1.05
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Unauthorised exorcisms again
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Thurs 21
|
|||
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Prometheus
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Showcase
|
8pm
|
In case I haven’t put you off yet
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Dracula (4/10)
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Living
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9.00
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Anyone actually watching this?
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Scarecrows
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MGM
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10.50
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Heist ends in evil scarecrows.
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Vacancy 2: The First Cut
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More>
|
10.55
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Why?
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Fright Night (2011)
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Scifi/Hor
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12.40
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Vampire called Jerry. Nuff said
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House of Whipcord
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Horr
|
2.20
|
Struggling here, can you tell?
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Reeker
|
Scifi/Hor
|
2.30
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Ghost with BO kills teens
|
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The Innkeepers
|
Showcase
|
2.40
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Haunted hotel hijinks
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Fri 22
|
|||
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The Beast Must Die
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Horr
|
4pm
|
Cushing vs Werewolf
|
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Mama
|
Premier
|
8.00
|
Overprotective ghost mum alert
|
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The Relic
|
SyFy
|
9.00
|
Yup, still a giant lizard
|
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Daybreakers
|
5*
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9.00
|
Vampires in blood drive
|
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The Dentist
|
Horr
|
9.00
|
Do not watch prior to checkup
|
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The Walking Dead (6/16)
|
Fox
|
10.00
|
Zombies or flu, which is worse?
|
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The Exorcist
|
Select
|
10.00
|
My mother does what?!
|
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Red Sands
|
More>
|
10.50
|
Soldiers piss off evil spirit
|
|
Peeping Tom
|
Horr
|
10.55
|
Classic serial killer flick
|
|
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
|
MGM
|
10.55
|
Donald Sutherland remake
|
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The Omen (76)
|
Select
|
12.05
|
Antichrist has childcare issues
|
|
All The Boys Love Mandy L
|
Horr
|
12.50
|
You probably won’t, it’s crap
|
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The Haunted Palace
|
MGM
|
12.55
|
Vincent Price + Lovecraft
|
|
Texas Chainsaw Mass (03)
|
Scifi/Hor
|
1.00
|
Remake with added boobs
|
|
Final Destination 5
|
Scifi/Hor
|
2.40
|
Just to round off your shitty week
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Temp ed @thezoverlord picks in BOLD*
*just because the temp ed likes them doesn’t mean they are any good. She is a weirdo.
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