Temp ed’s picks in BOLD. And yes I know Bad Santa isn’t a horror. Watch it anyway. Then read my review on Horror Honeys.
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Channel
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Time
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Reason for watching
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Sat 7
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Robocroc
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SF
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9pm
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Mechanised footwear kicks ass
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Remains
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H
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9.00
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People hide from zombies in casino
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Mama
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SFH
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9.00
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Semi-decent spookfest
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Severance
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SFH
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10.45
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Funny despite Danny Dyer
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Devil’s Advocate
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SCT
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11.00
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Keanu passed The Bar. Yeah right.
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Dawn of the Dead (04)
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SFH
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12.25
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Decent remake. A rarity.
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The Blair Witch Project
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H
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12.50
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Tony isn’t in it
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Final Destination 5
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SFH
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2.10
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Thank God! I was worried for a sec
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Lighthouse
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SFH
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3.50
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Axe murderer does what you expect
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Sun 8
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Plague of the Zombies
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H
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3.30pm
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Yes, we know. They’re everywhere
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Fright Night (11)
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S3D
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7.45
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Colin Farrell v Chekov
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Blood River
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H
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10.50
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Never trust a cowboy
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The Lodger
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MM
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10.50
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Is the lodger a serial killer? Probably
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Wrong Turn
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C5
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12.00
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Reasons not to visit West Virginia
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Piranha DD
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SFH
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12.40
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Bigger budget = bigger boobs
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The Blob (58)
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SFH
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3.55
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Not about Eric Pickles MP
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Mon 9
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Plague of the Zombies
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H
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11am
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Not mentioned in Old Testament
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Bad Santa
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SC
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9.40
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Santa empties his sack.
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Dredd
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SFH
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10.25
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To protect and to blow fuck out of
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Single White Female
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SCT
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10.40
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Don’t have friends.They kill you
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The Rage: Carrie 2
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MG
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10.45
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Still pissed off
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The Innkeepers
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SFH
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12.05
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Haunted house hoohah
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Wolf
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SG
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12.25
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Should crossover with below movie
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The Grey
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SA
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1.05
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Neeson ignores RSPCA guidance on wolf-smacking
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Psycho (original)
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SFH
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1.50
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Oedipal complex you say?
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Fear (89)
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H
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2.30
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Psychic helps police catch killer
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Tue 10
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Ghosts of Mars
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SFH
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5.05pm
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Far worse than the Twix ones
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Dark Shadows
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SSC
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8.00
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Depp plays a weirdo. Again
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Mindhunters
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TCM
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9.00
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Classic movie? Clearly not seen it
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Wind Chill
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SM
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9.00
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Nippy ghosts torment students
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Judge Dredd
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5USA
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9.00
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Should have kept the helmet on
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Exorcism of Emily Rose
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5*
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9.00
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Seemed like a good idea at the time
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A’n Horror Story:Coven
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F
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10.00
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New episode of witchy shit
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Cassadega
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SFH
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1.05
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Puppetry of the Psychopath
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Lighthouse
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SFH
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3.40
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Psycho murders people. Le sigh.
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The Rage: Carrie 2
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MG
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5.50
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Still pissed off and homicidal
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Wed 11
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Final Destination 5
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SFH
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3.50pm
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Hallelujah!
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Bad Santa
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SC
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4.20
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Fuck me santa, fuck me santa…
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The Lost Boys
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SFH
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7.35
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Non-sparkly vampires kick ass
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The Stepfather (86)
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H
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9.00
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Evil stepdad kills people
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Prometheus
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SSH
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9.50
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Intelligent people make stupid decisions in space. Then die.
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Rtn of the Living Dead 3
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H
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10.55
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Just fuck off already. You’re dead.
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The Intruders
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SSH
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12.00
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Intruding into your life again
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The Omen (76)
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SFH
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12.45
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Evil looking child is evil. EVIIL
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Beneath The Darkness
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SSH
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1.50
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I’m going with Smurfs this time
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Damien – Omen II
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SSH
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2.40
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Oh God. He’s back again.
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Thu 12
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Final Destination 2
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SFH
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3.50pm
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The car crash is fun
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Fright Night (2011)
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SFH
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7.10
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Farrell v Chekov v Muriel
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Dracula (7/10)
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SL
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9.00
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Anyone actually watching this?
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The Nightmare B4 Xmas
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SC
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9.45
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Halloween kicks Christmas’ arse
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Jaws
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SFH
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10.50
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Watch it b4 Hollywood remakes it
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The Dark Half
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MG
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11.00
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Writer tormented by alter-ego
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The Dark Lurking
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H
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12.30
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Dark gets about a bit doesn’t it?
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The Final Conflict
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SFH
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12.55
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I bet there’s a sequel. Final my arse
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Oldboy
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F4
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1.30
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Quick! Lock up your octopus!
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The Stepfather
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H
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2.25
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Still killing his families
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Omen IV:The Awakening
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SFH
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2.25
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Who woke the fucker up?
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Night of the Demons
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MG
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3.15
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Party in a funeral parlour? On Halloween? Great idea!
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Fri 13
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Friday 13th pt 2
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SFH
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2.25pm
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We see what you did there, Sky
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Friday 13th pt 3
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SFH
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3.55
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OK. We GET IT!
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Jason X
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SFH
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5.35
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Just fuck off now.
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Dinocroc
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H
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9.00
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Ooh, Jurassic killer footwear
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Mama
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SG
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10.00
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Call social services
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DeadTime
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H
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10.45
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Not an effing clue
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Beetlejuice
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SG
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11.45
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Say it three times. I dare you.
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Pumpkinhead II
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MG
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12.30
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Stop resurrecting demons! Jeez.
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Paranormal Activity 4
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SG
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1.35
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Another one.
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The Innkeepers
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SSH
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2.25
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Haunted House Horrors
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The Fly (58)
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SFH
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3.45
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Don’t get in the….Oh, never mind
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Channel Codes
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SyFy
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SF
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Sky SciFi/Horror
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SFH
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Sky Living
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SL
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Sky Christmas
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SC
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Sky Action/Adventure
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SAA
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Sky Showcase
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SSH
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Sky Greats
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SG
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Sky Select
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SSE
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Sky Crime/Thriller
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SCT
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Sky 3D
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S3D
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Fox
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F
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Horror
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H
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Film4
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F4
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Sony TV
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ST
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Sony Movies
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SM
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Universal
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U
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More > Movies
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MM
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MGM HD
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MG
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BBC1
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1.00
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BBC2
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2.00
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ITV
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ITV
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Channel 4
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4.00
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Channel 5
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5.00
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Channel 5*
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5*
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