Picks in bold
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Ch
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Time
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Reason for watching
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Sat 14
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The Birds
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SFH
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2.50
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Hitchcock knows his (bird)shit
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Deep Rising
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SFH
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4.55
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Big worms eat ship
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Psychopath Night
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C4
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9.00
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Psycho-themed evening. Yay
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Die Hard
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E4
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9.00
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You asked for a miracle, I give you..
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Don’t Let Him In
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H
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9.00
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Oh you did already? Shit.
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Piranha 3DD
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S3D
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10.00
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3D boobs and a severed penis
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Inhuman Resources
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H
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10.45
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Zombie personnel dept?
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Silent Hill
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SFH
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11.05
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Well, apart from the screaming
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Donkey Punch
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F4
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11.15
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Shit, British and insulting to women
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Ginger Snaps
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H
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12.40
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Werewolves with PMT
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Disturbing Behaviour
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SM
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1.00
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Mind control on teenagers. Sigh.
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Piranhaconda
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SF
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2.00
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Wonder what this is about….?
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Piranha DD
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SSH
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2.05
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Bigger boobs
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Sun 15
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The Reptile (66)
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H
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3.35
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Snake woman wreaks havoc
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Jaws: The Revenge
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SFH
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3.50
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Sharks never forget. Fuck off.
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Dracula Prince of Darkness
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H
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9.00
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Fuck you, Ozzie Osbourne
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Henry Lee Lucas: Serial Killer
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CBS
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9.00
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Probably shouldn’t have listed his occupation in his passport
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From Hell
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TCM
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9.00
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Ripper v Depp on opium. Fun.
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Hellboy II: Golden Army
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ITV
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10.45
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Porn version = Golden Shower
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The Relic
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SF
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11.00
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Giant lizard eats heads
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Texas Chainsaw (03)
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SFH
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11.25
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Meh
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I, Madman
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MGM
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12.40
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Me, reviewer
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Bram Stoker’s Dracula
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SFH
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1.05
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Old man Oldman is old, man.
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Mon 16
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The Reptile (66)
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H
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11am
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Half woman,half snake.All bollocks
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Gremlins 2
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5*
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6.45
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Improbable genetic mutants pt 2
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Fright Night (11)
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S3D
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8.00
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Extra dimension of Farrell? Yay
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Severance
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SFH
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9.00
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Dyer is dire. Film is good.
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Dont Be Afraid of The Dark
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F4
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9.00
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Be afraid of this shitty film
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Frankenweenie
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SD
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9.25
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Reanimated retriever
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In Their Skin
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SFH
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12.30
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Identity stealing family alert
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Exorcismus
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H
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12.40
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Always video your kid’s exorcism
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Carrie (2002)
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MGM
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2.05
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Carrie-on telepathy
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Dracula Prince of Darkness
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H
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2.35
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Why not prince of pies? Or gold?
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Tue 17
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The Mentalist ep 8
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C5
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9.00
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Red John Revealed
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Vacancy 2: First Cut
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SM
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9.00
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Yawn
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AHS: Coven 8/13
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F
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10.00
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Witchy goings on in the US
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Mama
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SSH
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10.10
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Overprotective ghost
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Nazi Dawn
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H
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10.45
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They get up early these fuckers
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House of 9
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SM
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10.45
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Kelly Brook Alert
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Anaconda 3: Offspring
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M>
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10.55
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Snakes need family planning
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The Devil Inside
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SFH
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11.20
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Unauthorised exorcism backfires
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Anacondas: Trail of Blood
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M>
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12.50
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Giant unconvincing CGI snakes
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World War Z
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S3D
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1.00
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Zombies bite a lot
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Calvaire
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F4
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2.15
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Don’t break down in France. Ever.
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The Omen (76)
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SFH
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2.35
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Evil child of Santa. I mean Satan.
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Wed 18
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Psycho (60)
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SFH
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5.35pm
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Stabby mummy’s boy cross-dresses
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The Sixth Sense
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SFH
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9.00
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Watch dead people ponce about
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Se7en
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SSE
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9.00
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All of my hobbies get banned
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Splintered
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H
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9.00
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No effing clue. Sounds fun.
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Nightmare Before Xmas
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SFA
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9.30
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Burton’s bonkers brilliance
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The Terminator
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C5
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10.00
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SARAH CONNORRRRR!
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Dawn of the Dead (04)
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SFH
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10.50
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Superior remake.
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Black Death
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1
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11.55
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Sean Bean dies. Probably.
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A Field in England
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C4
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12.20
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Cough pretentious cough
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The Vampire Lovers
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MGM
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12.30
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Not Twilight fans.
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Night Drive
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H
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12.35
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Nope, no idea
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Once Bitten
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MGM
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2.05
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Jim Carrey alert
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The Fly (58)
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SFH
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4.25
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Scientist’s experiment goes tits up
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Thu 19
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The Marsh
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M>
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9.00
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Kids haunt children’s writer
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Dracula 8/10
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SL
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9.00
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In case you care
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Prometheus
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SSH
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10.20
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Why, Ridley, why?
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Red Sands
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M>
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10.50
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Army arse about
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Island of Death
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H
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10.55
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Unwise holiday destination
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I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
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SF
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11.00
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And I’ll never stop making films about it…
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Event Horizon
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SFH
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11.00
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Sam Neill goes ape-shit in space
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Whiteout
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F4
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11.20
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Snowy shitfest
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I Know What You Did Last Summer
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M>
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12.40
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And I still don’t care
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DeadTime
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H
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12.55
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Still no effing clue what this is
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Fri 20
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The Vampire Lovers
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MGM
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3.25
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Suckers for a love story…
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Invasion of Body Snatchers
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MGM
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7.00
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The Donald Sutherland one
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Final Destination 2
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SFH
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7.15
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Teens die in amusing fashion
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Die Hard
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E4
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9.00
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Now I Have A Machine Gun….
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My Name Is Bruce
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H
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10.55
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Bruce Campbell Chinfest
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Se7en
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SCT
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11.00
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Pitt v Spacey
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Virus
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SF
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11.50
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Don’t breathe in
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Virus
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1
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12.05
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Keep holding your breath
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The Woods
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MGM
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12.10
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Private school is deadly
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Inhuman Resources
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H
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12.40
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My job is killing me…
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World War Z
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S3D
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1.00
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Zombies n shit
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Highwaymen
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SFH
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1.25
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Hit and run serial killer movie
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Channel Codes
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SyFy
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SF
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Sky SciFi/Horror
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SFH
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Sky Living
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SL
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Sky Christmas
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SC
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Sky Action/Adventure
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SAA
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Sky Showcase
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SSH
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Sky Greats
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SG
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Sky Select
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SSE
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Sky Crime/Thriller
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SCT
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Sky 3D
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S3D
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Sky Family
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SFA
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Fox
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F
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Horror
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H
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Film4
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F4
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Sony TV
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ST
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Sony Movies
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SM
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Universal
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U
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More > Movies
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MM
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MGM HD
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MG
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BBC1
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1
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BBC2
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2
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ITV
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ITV
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Channel 4
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4
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Channel 5
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5
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Channel 5*
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5*
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